Why you no boyfren ah?
CNY's coming & looks like I've to face the "boyfriend music" again....Here's my top 10 list of answers for those KPCs who ask "Do you have a bfyet?":
1) I've a bf. Just that he has a very bad sense of direction so he hasn't found me.
2) My bf's sailing... & sailing...
3) I like Martians.
4) I like mat sallehs. My girlfriends married all those I know.
5) Oh, didn't my mom tell you? My bf died. His name was Saddam.
6) It didn't work out. My bf wanted a change. A sex change.
7) *gasp* I didn't invite you for my wedding? Nevermind, I'll invite you for my next one.
8) I don't have a bf. I've a gf.
9) Here's my bf, the invisible man.
10) My bf? Didn't you see him running around the house? He has a beard & he's trap inside a dog's body. Ito....
posted by AaahhH @ 12:50 AM
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